Whether you use the Contact Me form, initially reach me by email, or by text, it's imperative that you include your name, age, ethnicity, and your profession.
It takes a little bit longer if you choose to do it this way, but if you're more comfortable, it's OK to send screening after verifying that I'm actually available the date and/or time you're hoping to meet. Just note that we don't actually have a rendezvous scheduled until that is done.
I never take phone calls I'm not expecting or from numbers I don't recognize. But if you leave a voicemail, make sure to include the same info as you would in an email or a text. Don't forget to include when I should call you back and/or if there is a time that I absolutely should not try to call.
Please do not try to engage me in explicit conversation or elicit from me any sort of quid pro quo.
Screening will is required and can usually be accomplished through any combination of references, active board memberships, social media, or personal information. Check the next page for examples.
An unsealed envelope left in plain sight is a great way to handle the donation. Please don't hand the envelope to me directly. It would be great if you gave me a little privacy just then so I can put it safely away. Hey, it might be a good time to wash your hands!
CashApp, gift card, or Bitcoin donations must be completed before being invited upstairs.
Aggressive behavior will not be tolerated and will result in the early termination of our time together.
Minty breath and shower freshness are very important. My shower is yours should you need it. Try to let me know in advance.
In the case of same day requests, it's important to touch base with me about 90 minutes ahead of our scheduled get together so I can be sure nothing has changed. In the case of meet ups scheduled a day or more in advance, you should also reach out the night before or the morning of as well.
Early morning or late night meetings require a special commitment on my part. I ask you to make one as well. Anything planned before 9:30am or after 10:00pm require a nonrefundable deposit of $100.
I respect your right to make personal choices. However, possession of illegal drugs will not be tolerated during our time together. Failure to respect that boundary will result in the immediate termination of our time together
The more comfortable I am with you, the better time had by us both.